Friday, January 14, 2011

Deleted Scene: Take 3, Part 2 - The Not So Death of Lui

The Not So Death of Lui

*Lui runs in*
ISCLui: (OO) EDJ!! BBM!!!
Blackberrymew: *glares* what do YOU want?!
ISCLui: *runs to EDJ*
ISCLui: *just as he's dying, Lui pushes EDJ through a portal*
ISCLui: I want my friends
ISCLui: *stands up and glares at BBM*
Blackberrymew: ...... yeah, I want them too. dead, that is
ISCLui: (OO)
ISCLui: Ye already have one
Blackberrymew: *smiles*
ISCLui: *portal closes*
ISCLui: *looks curiously as Friend Like That comes on to his music player*
Blackberrymew: *blinks* HEY, he still has my sword!!
ISCLui: *giggles* aye
Blackberrymew: ah well... *ignores music and makes a new ice sword* there we go *smirks*
ISCLui: (OO)
ISCLui: *watches*
ISCLui: Cool sword
TdWmAcEy: Lui
ISCLui: *nods* TDW
Blackberrymew: hehe
ISCLui: *realizes he forgot his sword*
Blackberrymew: *examines ice sword's edge* should do the job....
ISCLui: ....
ISCLui: *pulls pocket knife out of his bag*
ISCLui: *facepalm*
Blackberrymew: *turns to Lui* .....that's the best ye got, huh?
ISCLui: twould seem so :P
Blackberrymew: *shrugs* can't make this any easier than it already is
ISCLui: *giggles at the next song* Just Call My Name
Blackberrymew: >_>
ISCLui: Tis going at random too ^_^
ISCLui: *looks through bag*
ISCLui: textbook, bag of chips, cookie, soda....
ISCLui: what's THAT doing in there?! *pulls out short sword*
Blackberrymew: >_> took you long enough
ISCLui: Hehe
Blackberrymew: ready then? or do you have homework to finish?
ISCLui: ....he ripped it all up...
Blackberrymew: *laughs* Aye
ISCLui: still haven't fixed that
Blackberrymew: guess you never will *shrugs*
ISCLui: (OO)
ISCLui: Why's that?
ISCLui: 'Something Different'
Blackberrymew: *charges suddenly and drives sword through Lui's shoulder* because, you won't live that long
ISCLui: (OO)
ISCLui: *pulls sword up and catches BBM's face*
ISCLui: Good ALWAYS defeats evil
ISCLui: *wonders what that says about EDJ*
ISCLui: (OO) 'Sending SOS'
Blackberrymew: *shakes head and backs up* you've got your ideals mixed, kid *slashes at Lui again*
ISCLui: *blocks the attack* *hurt arm hangs limply*
ISCLui: don't get to do it every day, do ye?
Blackberrymew: indeed not
ISCLui: *smiles*
Blackberrymew: hmph *tackles Lui and pins him to the ground, pressing sword against his throat* then again, maybe that's a good thing...
ISCLui: aye, twon't happen again if ye do that
TdWmAcEy: *blinks*
Blackberrymew: *smiles* that's the point
TdWmAcEy: this doesn’t look good
ISCLui: *watches as DJ sneaks up behind BBM*
ISCLui: Weird song choice....
ISCLui: 'Never going back to OK'
Blackberrymew: *stifles a laugh* do you know how long I've been waiting to kill you?
ISCLui: No idea
ISCLui: We never did talk about how long ISC went from the Prologue to part 26
Blackberrymew: indeed *rolleyes*
TdWmAcEy: *watches*
ISCLui: Can we talk about that?
Blackberrymew: *jams sword through Lui's other shoulder and twists sword* of course not!
ISCLui: (OO)
THEZelgius: *grabs BBM by the hair and yanks her upward* I think not
Blackberrymew: YIKES!

THEZelgius: *puts her in headlock*
ISCLui: (OO) be careful
ISCLui: Don't hurt her
Blackberrymew: LET GO!! wait, what?
ISCLui: Don't hurt her...
THEZelgius: *rolleyes* If you insist
THEZelgius: *grabs sword out of BBM's hand and crushes it*
ISCLui: ^_^
Blackberrymew: >_> there goes another one
THEZelgius: *rolleyes*
THEZelgius: I got your SOS, Lui
ISCLui: XD
ISCLui: That music player is epic
Blackberrymew: *growls* who cares about the music player?! let me go!
THEZelgius: Don't think so
TdWmAcEy: Z!
TdWmAcEy: ^_^
THEZelgius: *waves* Hey TDW
TdWmAcEy: hey
ISCLui: *hugs BBM*
Blackberrymew: (OO)
Blackberrymew: *stares into space for a bit then fights to get free again* LET GO RIGHT NOW!!!
THEZelgius: (OO)
THEZelgius: *lets go*
ISCLui: *lets go*
ISCLui: *looks at BBM* are you ok? Your arm and face are bleeding...
Blackberrymew: *breathes heavily and glares* NO, I'M NOT OK!! *turns to Z* can I borrow your sword?
ISCLui: ...
THEZelgius: pfft
THEZelgius: yeah right
ISCLui: *hands BBM a package of herbs*
ISCLui: Misty's gift
Blackberrymew: *slaps package away* I don't care!
THEZelgius: ....
ISCLui: *sniffle*
Blackberrymew: *closes eyes and clutches head with a wince* Grrr... so close....
THEZelgius: *shakes head* Give it up, BBM
Blackberrymew: *glares* you stay out of this!
THEZelgius: *rolleyes* If I did, he'd have been dead
ISCLui: (OO)
ISCLui: would not
THEZelgius: ....
Blackberrymew: *shakes head* then let me finish what I started! *swiftly creates icicle and embeds it in Lui's torso* ....now....maybe now I will remain free....
ISCLui: *gasps*
THEZelgius: *draws sword and whacks BBM broadside on the side of the head*
ISCLui: I.....uhhh..BBM?
ISCLui: *passes out*
Blackberrymew: *falls to the side unconscious*
THEZelgius: *gestures to TDW*
THEZelgius: Can ye take care of her for me?
Hannadrows: *slowly opens eyes* ...ugh... what...? *blinks to focus*
THEZelgius: (OO) That was faster than I thought....
Hannadrows: *sits up a little* ow... Z? what are…? *gasp* ...L-Lui...? (OO) ...what? How? *looks at Lui then Z then back again*
THEZelgius: .....
THEZelgius: Are ye ok?
Hannadrows: ....I....*shakes head* ....I did this.... didn't I? *starts to cry*
THEZelgius: *nods*
THEZelgius: *hands Hanna Lui's handkerchief*
Hannadrows: *wipes eyes and tries to keep from sobbing* *crawls over* ....Lui....
ISCLui: *coughs*
THEZelgius: *sits down*
Hannadrows: Lui...I...I don't...I'm so sorry... I...just... *looks down*
ISCLui: *looks up and smiles* Ha...Hanna...
Hannadrows: *hugs Lui and sobs* ...I'm so sorry. I didn't EVER want you to get hurt...
ISCLui: *nods slowly* ik
Hannadrows: *looks around swiftly* there has to be some way we can fix this... there has to... DJ?
THEZelgius: *shrugs* idk...do you know where that package went?
TdWmAcEy: hanna
TdWmAcEy: hmmm
TdWmAcEy: ^_^
Hannadrows: Macey? *stands up with a wince and looks around* ...t..there... *picks up package and sits next to Lui* Macey... can you help me? ...p-please?
TdWmAcEy: yes
TdWmAcEy: i would be glad to
ISCLui: :)
TdWmAcEy: what you need help with lass?
Hannadrows: *sniffles* t-this.. this.. *hands fumble with package* I can't help...
THEZelgius: *hands BBM some clean cloth and a canteen of water*
Hannadrows: *sniffles* thank you...
THEZelgius: aye
THEZelgius: *looks at Lui* Ye'll be alright
ISCLui: *nods*
THEZelgius: Where's EDJ?
Hannadrows: *shakily hands Macey package* there's medicine in there... I just... I can't... *sigh* *looks up* Iul? (OO)
THEZelgius: (OO)
TdWmAcEy: *grabs package carefully*
TdWmAcEy: its okay I got it
TdWmAcEy: *smiles*
Hannadrows: thanks Macey.... *lower lip trembles* Iul...I... I tried to stop her, but... and he...he just kept fighting...and ...
ISCLui: he's in the OD
THEZelgius: (OO) I see
THEZelgius: Right now, we need to focus on Lui
Hannadrows: *looks down and nods*
TdWmAcEy: okay
THEZelgius: *hands him two pills* Take those, you'll wake up later
ISCLui: (OO) ok... *takes medicine*
TdWmAcEy: there
ISCLui: *waves* see ya later…Hanna, TDW, DJ
ISCLui: *falls asleep*
Hannadrows: *tries to smile, but can't* ....he...he'll be ok...right? *holds Lui's limp hand*
THEZelgius: aye
Hannadrows: she was never supposed to get to him... she was never supposed to be NEAR him....
THEZelgius: (OO)
Hannadrows: *shakes head* how does this always happen?
THEZelgius: *shrugs*
THEZelgius: Don't worry
TdWmAcEy: did you give him the medicine?
THEZelgius: not yet, just sleeping pills
TdWmAcEy: come on!
TdWmAcEy: we have to give it to him
THEZelgius: aye
THEZelgius: *points to the icicle* We have to remove that, then pour the medicine mixed with that water in quickly
THEZelgius: *takes out the leaves and crushes them, then drops them in the water*
THEZelgius: *carefully looks over at Lui*
THEZelgius: *thinks* Hanna, ye can pull that out?
THEZelgius: Or make it poof or something...
Hannadrows: *reaches for icicle, but pulls away* ....I...I can't...I... *looks at Lui then back to the icicle* *reaches hand to it and it ever so slowly begins sliding out*
THEZelgius: *holds canteen*
Hannadrows: *icicle slides all the way out and is tossed away* *exhales a shaky breath*
THEZelgius: (OO) *pours the medicine in*
TdWmAcEy: *watches
THEZelgius: ...what happens now?
TdWmAcEy: we wait
TdWmAcEy: see if it works
THEZelgius: *nods* Misty didn't really say what happens after that
Hannadrows: *looks at Lui and tries not to burst into tears again*
THEZelgius: (OO)
Hannadrows: *whispers* if she had succeeded... if he really did...
THEZelgius: Don't think that >_>
Hannadrows: how can I not?! I almost KILLED him!
THEZelgius: Almost being the key word
THEZelgius: *watches as the wound starts to close* :o
TdWmAcEy: *nods*
TdWmAcEy: this is good
TdWmAcEy: *smiles and stands up*
Hannadrows: *stares at Lui* this won't happen again... this will never happen again...
ISCLui: *wakes up slowly* I....I saw him…
THEZelgius: (OO) LUI!
TdWmAcEy: *stands over Lui*
TdWmAcEy: saw who?...
ISCLui: *cough* Iul...
TdWmAcEy: blinks
Hannadrows: *watches without moving*
ISCLui: *looks around* ...Han..Hanna?
Hannadrows: *hugs Lui* don't ever leave me again... please...
ISCLui: *nods*
ISCLui: I won't
THEZelgius: *walks over and packs up canteen and spare medicine*
Hannadrows: *sniffles*
TdWmAcEy: how sweet...
THEZelgius: *drags TDW away*
THEZelgius: <_<
TdWmAcEy: What?
TdWmAcEy: what are you doing?!
THEZelgius: Leave them be for now
TdWmAcEy: *stomps*
ISCLui: Hanna...Iul...he's alive
THEZelgius: They need their time...
TdWmAcEy: "their time"?
THEZelgius: He goes back to being trapped in that mirror until next time we do this or when TMO actually gets back
TdWmAcEy: pfft
Hannadrows: *looks down* how? how do you know? he... I... *shakes head and looks up* how can he still be alive?
ISCLui: I pushed him through that portal right as he ...expired
ISCLui: He's alive, in semi-angel form in the OD
Hannadrows: *nods* ...I hope you're right... I didn't mean to...
ISCLui: *nods* tis ok
ISCLui: he's fine
Hannadrows: *shakes head* doesn't make what I did any less severe
ISCLui: ik
Hannadrows: *sigh*
THEZelgius: *yawns*
ISCLui: we shall work on that evil side...
ISCLui: twas EDJ's fault though :P
Hannadrows: *smiles a little* it wasn't ALL his fault... *stands up and almost falls*
ISCLui: (OO)
Hannadrows: *leans against a tree* Ugh... *holds arm and shakes head*
ISCLui: Are ye alright?
ISCLui: They didn't give ye that medicine >_>
Hannadrows: *looks at blood on hand* ...I...I'm fine...I'll live...
Hannadrows: It's fine... it's nothing I don't deserve, really... *pushes away from tree*
ISCLui: *slowly stands up*
ISCLui: *grabs Hanna's hand again and runs*
TdWmAcEy: hey!
TdWmAcEy: where you two going!?
TdWmAcEy: *stands up and starts walking after them*
THEZelgius: *holds TDW back*
TdWmAcEy: Z!
TdWmAcEy: *glares*
TdWmAcEy: let me go....
THEZelgius: <_< remember what I said earlier?
TdWmAcEy: I care not
TdWmAcEy: fine.....
ISCLui: *runs off into the sunset ((again))*
TdWmAcEy: bye then
Blackberrymew: well...that was interesting....
THEZelgius: *laughs* aye
THEZelgius: *likes the idea with EDJ*
THEZelgius: Remind me to remind you to remind me to write a note telling myself to write a note to include that in ISC
Blackberrymew: *salutes* Aye aye!
THEZelgius: ^_^
Blackberrymew: *writes* and they lived happily ever .... who scribbled this out the first time I wrote it? <_< >_>
THEZelgius: *laughs*

Deleted Scene: Take 3, Part 1 - The Death of EDJ

The Death Of EDJ


Blackberrymew: silent, that one
CrisisCloud: :P aye
Blackberrymew: *hides duct tape* yup
CrisisCloud: ......
CrisisCloud: *smirks*
Blackberrymew: *nods* now then... *stops to sharpen sword* what were we talking about?
CrisisCloud: (OO) Definitely not Lui
Blackberrymew: *wrinkles nose* certainly not
CrisisCloud: *looks around* Twas something about destruction and doom
CrisisCloud: *can't find the notes he took*
Blackberrymew: *sheathes sword* aye, something like that *shrugs*
CrisisCloud: maybe London
CrisisCloud: *writes London down in his OW book*
Blackberrymew: heh, one can only take so much of London. Gets boring after a while
CrisisCloud: *shrugs* wouldn't know
CrisisCloud: Never DID get to see that city, though lots of other places
Blackberrymew: *shrugs* does that matter?
CrisisCloud: for me, aye...for ye, not really
Blackberrymew: like I said, gets boring after a while... actually, everything gets boring after a while...
CrisisCloud: *smirks*
CrisisCloud: (OO) but not me, right?
Blackberrymew: *turns to CC* ...... you want an honest answer?
CrisisCloud: *shrugs*
Blackberrymew: that's what I thought
CrisisCloud: ....
Blackberrymew: *looks over notes* depressing... *scribbles out ending and writes new one*
CrisisCloud: interesting
CrisisCloud: *looks at poem*
CrisisCloud: *doesn't have an ending to erase*
Blackberrymew: meaning you can always write a worse ending than one you already don't have
CrisisCloud: .....true
TdWmAcEy: oh hey
Blackberrymew: *looks* how did you...? never mind... hi *smiles*
CrisisCloud: ...
TdWmAcEy: how did I what?
Blackberrymew: nothing ^_^
CrisisCloud: wow
CrisisCloud: *looks at BBM* Don't get too close to her
Blackberrymew: *raises eyebrow*
TdWmAcEy: what?
CrisisCloud: she's in a partially-evil mood and might take yer head off
TdWmAcEy: *backs up*
TdWmAcEy: oh I dislike her evil mode
CrisisCloud: ik
CrisisCloud: *laughs*
TdWmAcEy: yeah.............
Blackberrymew: *rolleyes* Oh come now, EDJ. no need to get all dramatic about it
CrisisCloud: *nods* I'm not
CrisisCloud: Twas just warning her fairly
Blackberrymew: where's the fun in that? >_>
CrisisCloud: Not going to prison
Blackberrymew: *laughs* amusing
TdWmAcEy: *stares*
TdWmAcEy: she’s scary
CrisisCloud: *nods*
Blackberrymew: .....am I, am I really?
CrisisCloud: *rolleyes* not to me
Blackberrymew: *smirks*
CrisisCloud: I almost became yer master, don't forget
TdWmAcEy: *gaps mouth*
Blackberrymew: oh stop bringing that up. how many times do I have to tell you that I was only trying to use you as a stepping stone?
CrisisCloud: *rolleyes* I'm sure
CrisisCloud: Once more, at least
TdWmAcEy: *wheezes*
Blackberrymew: *tilts head* what's her problem? awesome overdose?
TdWmAcEy: nay
CrisisCloud: *laughs* must be
CrisisCloud: just not the lethal kind
CrisisCloud: which says something on your part, wouldn't ye say?
CrisisCloud: *smirks*
Blackberrymew: *smirks* I can change that...
CrisisCloud: As can I, but we've already been there
CrisisCloud: *looks at TDW* Ye be fine, I assume
Blackberrymew: *mutters* not if I get a hold of her
TdWmAcEy: what!
CrisisCloud: pfft, good luck with that
CrisisCloud: ye make a mockery of me, quite undeservingly
TdWmAcEy: you won’t touch me
CrisisCloud: *looks at TDW* She won't...
CrisisCloud: *smirks*
CrisisCloud: You're MINE >:D
CrisisCloud: *laughs* jk
Blackberrymew: awww
CrisisCloud: Heh, ye didn't think I'd go back THAT easily, did ye?
TdWmAcEy: heh.......
Blackberrymew: ....would it be hypocritical of me if I said I hoped so?
CrisisCloud: ye hoped I'd go back, or ye hoped I wouldn't?
TdWmAcEy: *stares*
Blackberrymew: hoped you would, of course. why would I want the opposite? :P
CrisisCloud: *shrugs* Just making sure
CrisisCloud: Not like I'm any more fun that way, it would seem...
Blackberrymew: *rolleyes* the only thing bigger than you ego is your head
CrisisCloud: *laughs* I like my head the way it is
CrisisCloud: Nice try
Blackberrymew: who said I was trying?
CrisisCloud: :P I just did
CrisisCloud: Didn't ye hear me
Blackberrymew: which proves what? That I'm supposed to be paying attention? I think not
CrisisCloud: I just answered the question, no need to get testy
CrisisCloud: *smirks* not like ye can help it
Blackberrymew: would I be my awesome self if I could?
CrisisCloud: Aye, actually
CrisisCloud: *laughs*
Blackberrymew: *drums fingers* do me favor will ye?
CrisisCloud: *tilts head*
Blackberrymew: annoy me some more so I have ample reason to kill you
CrisisCloud: Or I could stick TDW in the way
CrisisCloud: And let you give ME reason to kill you
TdWmAcEy: no
TdWmAcEy: you wouldn’t
CrisisCloud: I wouldn't, ye be right
TdWmAcEy: well
TdWmAcEy: because
TdWmAcEy: everyone loves me
Blackberrymew: .... *bursts into hysterical laughter*
CrisisCloud: *watches BBM blankly*
TdWmAcEy: good
TdWmAcEy: *phew*
CrisisCloud: *laughs*
CrisisCloud: I need not kill ye
TdWmAcEy: yeah
TdWmAcEy: that’s what I thought
Blackberrymew: hehehe, though I be another story
TdWmAcEy: *looks at BBM*
TdWmAcEy: I hope that not be the case..
CrisisCloud: *nods* twould seem that way
CrisisCloud: Although I don't really see the need to kill ye atm
TdWmAcEy: there’s never a need to
Blackberrymew: *puts hand on sword* I almost killed you last time. you've proven yourself far too weak to pose any challenge
CrisisCloud: *watches*
CrisisCloud: attack her and face my wrath...again
Blackberrymew: *smirks* is that all I have to do?
CrisisCloud: .....
TdWmAcEy: are you kidding?!
TdWmAcEy: I wasn’t even trying last time!
Blackberrymew: Ik >_>
Blackberrymew: twas annoying
CrisisCloud: *rolleyes* Next time, I suggest ye do
CrisisCloud: Not like BBM can actually do anything but whine at ye from the safety of the air
TdWmAcEy: so what
TdWmAcEy: I was given powers too!
TdWmAcEy: smarts...
Blackberrymew: ...
Blackberrymew: yeah, see what good use she puts them to. XD
CrisisCloud: *stifles a laugh*
TdWmAcEy: hehe, oh I will
Blackberrymew: .... humor me....
TdWmAcEy: *glares*
CrisisCloud: *throws TDW a cryptogram*
TdWmAcEy: I don’t want to hurt you.....
Blackberrymew: were you ever capable of hurting me?
TdWmAcEy: yes
TdWmAcEy: now I am
TdWmAcEy: fool...
CrisisCloud: *thinks the cipher will take TDW long enough*
CrisisCloud: ^_^
Blackberrymew: *annoyed glare* that's not the point >_>
TdWmAcEy: *sits down* I won’t fight you, BBM....
CrisisCloud: Do the cipher instead
CrisisCloud: Twill keep ye out of trouble
TdWmAcEy: *shakes head*
Blackberrymew: *folds arms* so you're just going to let me kill you like last time? ...despite the interference in our last battle....
CrisisCloud: Heh
TdWmAcEy: nay, you can’t
CrisisCloud: I can go get him again, ye knows
TdWmAcEy: I’m not fighting
Blackberrymew: .....
CrisisCloud: *smirks*
CrisisCloud: To think that I started it by poking him, and I could end it by bringing him back out :P
CrisisCloud: Ye have a terrible weak spot
Blackberrymew: *growls*
CrisisCloud: ^_^
Blackberrymew: *draws sword and plunges it through CC*
TdWmAcEy: *jumps up*
TdWmAcEy: BBM!
TdWmAcEy: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
CrisisCloud: *stares at BBM*
CrisisCloud: *falls over*
TdWmAcEy: *runs to CC's limp form*
Blackberrymew: ....wow...that was too easy...
Blackberrymew: *raises eyebrow* I let you live last time. a mistake I won't soon make again
TdWmAcEy: look!
TdWmAcEy: look at him
CrisisCloud: *whispers* stay close.....
TdWmAcEy: *whispers* I’m here.....
Blackberrymew: *stares at Macey* would you stop already?! *charges*
TdWmAcEy: *stares* at CC
CrisisCloud: *rolls to his knees*
CrisisCloud: *draws sword*
TdWmAcEy: NO!
TdWmAcEy: you can’t still fight
CrisisCloud: *tries to stand up*
Blackberrymew: *slashes at Macey and spins around* eh?
CrisisCloud: *bends over slightly*
CrisisCloud: Leave her, BBM
Blackberrymew: why's that?
CrisisCloud: *points sword weakly at BBM* She....well, actually....err...
CrisisCloud: Just do it!
TdWmAcEy: *gasps*
Blackberrymew: *tilts head*
TdWmAcEy: what!
TdWmAcEy: *looks at CC*
CrisisCloud: I'll take her on myself, TDW
CrisisCloud: *staggers toward BBM*
Blackberrymew: *scoffs* you have to be kidding me! you're about to fall over as it is!
CrisisCloud: pfft
TdWmAcEy: CC.........you can’t
CrisisCloud: I can still fight
TdWmAcEy: *sighs*
TdWmAcEy: fine
CrisisCloud: *remembers herb Misty gave him*
CrisisCloud: *pulls it out, crushes it, and rubs it on the wound*
CrisisCloud: *coughs* (OO)
CrisisCloud: tingly ^_^
Blackberrymew: ...
CrisisCloud: *stands up straighter*
Blackberrymew: *shrugs* you're only prolonging your suffering
CrisisCloud: Now, like I said earlier...
CrisisCloud: Leave her!
Blackberrymew: *smirks* make me
CrisisCloud: TDW
CrisisCloud: Back away from her, I need not another dead compatriot
TdWmAcEy: *backs away*
CrisisCloud: *steps between TDW and BBM*
Blackberrymew: *smiles* it's so amusing when you don the hero.... it's... unnatural
TdWmAcEy: *grins at BBM from behind CC*
CrisisCloud: *points sword at BBM* I take after my original, what can I say?
CrisisCloud: *races toward BBM* Not gonna happen this time!
CrisisCloud: *leaps and slashes*
Blackberrymew: *swerves and blocks attack* amusing
CrisisCloud: ^_^ Thank ye
CrisisCloud: *considers doing the typical circling around BBM*
Blackberrymew: *smirks*
CrisisCloud: *shrugs*
CrisisCloud: *grabs phone*
CrisisCloud: *dials a number and waits*
Blackberrymew: (OO) *charges and leg sweeps CC*
CrisisCloud: Aye, Lui...can ye co....*falls*
CrisisCloud: *hacks at BBM's legs as she's passing bye*
Blackberrymew: *jumps and makes a grab for the phone*
CrisisCloud: *lets her have it*
CrisisCloud: Talk to him, why don't ye?
CrisisCloud: ^_^
Blackberrymew: *picks up phone and flies into the air* ....uh...um... I hate your guts, bye! *hangs up*
CrisisCloud: (OO)
CrisisCloud: *waits for Lui*
CrisisCloud: *gets up*
CrisisCloud: *looks for TDW*
CrisisCloud: What have ye done with her?!
TdWmAcEy: *waves from tree*
CrisisCloud: *sigh of relief* Good
Blackberrymew: *facepalm* seriously, you freak out way too often
CrisisCloud: *facepalm*
TdWmAcEy: *falls from tree and lands on feet softly*
Blackberrymew: *dives from the air and shoves sword through CC again* let's end this, shall we?
CrisisCloud: *stares at BBM* Not this time
Blackberrymew: *blinks*
CrisisCloud: *spins around, wrenching BBM's sword out of her hand*
Blackberrymew: Ack
CrisisCloud: *gasps*
TdWmAcEy: *flinches*
CrisisCloud: *pulls it out*
Blackberrymew: *looks at sword* .... I'm gonna need that...
CrisisCloud: not anymore
CrisisCloud: *points both swords at BBM*
TdWmAcEy: * steps a closer to the fight*
CrisisCloud: *coughs*
Blackberrymew: ah, so the cheater side of you IS winning this battle
CrisisCloud: (OO)
CrisisCloud: *spits out blood* twould seem that way, wouldn't it?
Blackberrymew: *smiles*
CrisisCloud: *looks* Where IS he?!
TdWmAcEy: CC, you sure you okay?
TdWmAcEy: *stares*
Blackberrymew: who cares? he'll be dead before any help shows up! *creates sword of ice*
CrisisCloud: *watches*
CrisisCloud: *hacks at ice sword with brutal strength*
Blackberrymew: (OO) *looks at sword* well... now ye chopped it in half... *smiles* you ARE winning
CrisisCloud: (OO) *gasps*
CrisisCloud: *stabs through BBM's arm*
CrisisCloud: *hopes Lui brings medicine*
TdWmAcEy: CC your bleeding too much!
CrisisCloud: *nods* ik
TdWmAcEy: you can’t keep on fighting!
CrisisCloud: that medicine is as much for me as it is for her
CrisisCloud: *coughs violently*
Blackberrymew: *holds arm with a growl* what's that supposed to mean?!
CrisisCloud: *rolleyes* can't have ye dying in his arms now...
CrisisCloud: it was never about me...
Blackberrymew: ....
CrisisCloud: *coughs and loses his balance*
CrisisCloud: *falls to his knees again*
Blackberrymew: ...you are SO sick. You need to die...right now... *freezes CC in ice and walks over*
CrisisCloud: ....deja vu....
Blackberrymew: maybe... only this time, I win
CrisisCloud: *EDJ passes out*

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Deleted Scene: Take 2 - Killing Spree Anyone?

Killing Spree Anyone?


Cryptic) *walks in* Hanna, I decided that you are of no more use to me. Good-bye. *shoots Hanna*

Kandi) *walks in* HANNA! hi Cryptic! Long time no see! How goes it?

(Cryptic) Oh, same old, same old. just busy killing off people, you know the usual.

(Kandi) Really?! ^_^ I should try that sometime. Sound fun!!

George) *walks in* a killing spree?! YAY! I've always wanted to try one of those!

(Cryptic) GEORGE?!?! You are DEAD! Get out of here! *shoots George* Ahhh... that's better...

(Kandi) Does this mean I can have Lui?

(Cryptic) Oh... Sure! Let's go get him!!

(Kandi) YAY!!!!!

*they walk off to the tower*

(Cryptic) So... how do we break into this popsicle stand?

(Kandi) hhhmmm...

(Cryptic) *whispers* threes

(Kandi) Maybe we could just open the door?

(Cryptic) ... I KNEW THAT!

*they walk in*

(Kandi) So... which mirror do you think he's in?

(Cryptic) *shrugs* i don't know. Here, I've got an idea. *starts shooting every mirror in sight*

(Kandi) (OO) *shrugs* that works

(Kandi) I've got it! Let's use Mirror Begone Spray!!

(Cryptic) ^_^

(Kandi) Here! *hands Cryptic a spray bottle*

(Cryptic) Thanks!

*they start spraying all over the place*

(Cryptic) Oh! And it's pine scented! niice!

Lui) *walks in* Oh, hi! Can I help?

(Kandi and Cryptic) Sure!! *hands him a bottle*

(Lui) Oh... why are we doing this anyway?

(Kandi)... I'm not sure... I think it's so we can get DJ out of a mirror so he can marry a unicorn named BBM. *turns to Cryptic* right?

(Cryptic) *shrugs* I think so.

(Lui) Oh, OK!

(Jester) *walks in* hi guys! I came back form the dead!

(Kandi) JESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Jester) ^_^

Jester) *turns to Cryptic* Dude, you are bad news. Goodbye. *waves* *shoots Cryptic*

(Lui) ...

(Kandi) *phew* Thank you. He was giving me the creeps!

(Lui) Now, Lady Kandi, who do you choose?

(Jester) Hey! You are supposed to get that Hanna girl, Kandi is mine!

(Lui) but... she's dead.

(Jester) So?

(Lui) I'll fight you for her!

(Kandi) (OO)

*Jester and Lui get in this huge fight*

(Kandi) This looks like a job for... Fighter begone spray! *sprays Jester and Lui*

*Jester and Lui POOF!*

(Kandi) ahhh.. piece and quiet...

THE END

Deleted Scene: Take 1 - April Fool's

April Fool's

(George) Aye, Lady Eve. *follows Eve to the ship*

(Eve) George.... by the way... HOW DO YOU STOP THIS THING?!?!?! GEORGE!!!!! ACK! *her bike starts heading for George's. She jumps off into the water and runs her bike into George's* KA-BAM!!! *HUGE explosion*

(Hanna) I... *closes eyes* ....Can you take me to Lui?

(Cryptic) If that is what your heart desires.

(Brady) *rushes over to Hanna and Cryptic* Hanna! *slashes at Cryptic* Leave her alone!

(Cryptic) *turns and blocks attack* You won't stop the CS from achieving their goal! They will destroy Earth eventually. I may be working for them, but as long as I get out of this rotting world, I don't care.

(Brady) I will protect the chosen ones!

(Cryptic) Over my dead body!

(Brady) That can be arranged! *slashes Cryptic's throat*

(Cryptic) Ugh... But.... the Orca... *dies*

(Brady) *turns to Hanna* Are you all right?

(Hanna) *glares with red eyes* You ruined my chance at freedom! *swiftly pulls eternal knife from boot and stabs Brady*

(Brady) ...I loved you...

(Hanna) ...and I hated you....and now you die. *smirks*

(Brady) *dies*

*all of a sudden, back in La'Esk Misty gets a sudden urge...*

(Misty) Naomi.

(Naomi) Yeah? Whatcha want?

(Misty) Why don't you just confess that yes you do love Ace?

(Naomi and Ace) WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!

(Alzymus) *just watches and backs away slowly*

(Misty) Well? It's true!

(Naomi) *glares at Misty*

Hanna) *cleans off knife* Hmph, guess I have to find my own way to the CS.

(Vix) Brady! *runs to Brady's body* ...I knew I should have asked you for those Laker tickets before we left port. Now I'll never see the game! *looks at Hanna* you wouldn't happen to have...

(Hanna) *raises eyebrow*

(Vix) ...no, I guess not... *checks through Brady's pockets for loose change* AHA! Here they are! ^_^ Thanks anyway. *walks off*

(Hanna) *shrugs* Well, I could commandeer of one these pirate ships. *calmly flies to a ship* *as the pirates begin to attack, waves come up on both sides of the ship* *thousands of icicles shoot from the waves of water and embed themselves in most of the pirates on that ship* *the rest of the pirates jump overboard* ...no help here...

(Vix) *comes back* On second thought, can I come with you?

(Hanna) No

(Vix) ...why not?

(Hanna) Because I said so. *shrugs* That should be enough to make anyone flee in terror.

(Eve) *swims over to pirate ship* EDJ! A little help!

(EDJ) OH! *flies over and gets her out. they fly over to the Orca* There.

(Eve) Thanks. *looks down* ... oh... no...

*sees the kraken grab hold of the pirate ship and drag it under*

(EDJ) DJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *facepalm*

(Eve) (OO) I. Am so sorry, EDJ

(EDJ) *shrugs* Why? I'm not. I just wish he hadn't been using my good swords.

(Eve) Oh. Yeah...

(Hanna) You want to take out those guys?

(Vix) Sure... *sets Orca on fire*

(Hanna) There, now they will no longer stand in my way. Oh, by the way, do you know where the Clocktower is?

(Vix) ...er...no....

(Hanna) Then you are of no further use to me *guts Vix with the knife* Now... *turns back to battle* ....who can get me where I need to go?

(Alzymus) *flies up to Hanna* I can help!

Hanna) Great! *flies with Alzymus to La'Esk port*
*groups (or what's left of them) rejoin* ....hi....

((So now, Ace, Naomi, Misty, Alzymus, Zione and Hanna are together))

(Misty) Oh, Hi Hanna!

(Hanna) ...yeah, whatever... We're looking for Lui remember? Let's just get on with it. I'm bored.

(Naomi) So am I. Well, the perfect cure of boredom is... *stabs Ace with sword* ^_^ That's better.

(Misty) :O

*and all of a sudden... a mirror in the CS tower falls. And SHATTERS!*

(Hanna) *giggles* *ahem* Now where's that... *looks around* Wow...there's just a giant tower...with a giant clock on it...in the middle of nowhere... *shrugs* We're off to see the Clocktower... Oh, by the way... *kills Misty* ...that was for just being nice.

(Alzymus) .... wow. You just killed my lovers cousin!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Oh, C! My love! I am so sorry!

(Hanna) *raises eyebrow* You're loud and annoying. One more peep out of you and face death.

(Alzymus) But...C...

(Hanna) *chops off Alzymus' head* Like I said...

(Zione) You just...

(Hanna) You want some? Plenty more where that came from.

(Zione) ...er...no thanks...

(Hanna) Good. *nods* The only reason you keep your life is because you annoyed my counterpart half to death. ...that and I need you to blow an entrance into this joint.

(Zione) (OO) Ok. *blows off entrance while Naomi is standing right next to it* whoops. Oh well. Takes care of that problem.

(Hanna) Super, she was starting to creep me out with all the cat parts of her anyway. Worried she was going to try to claw my wings off or something. Glad to be rid of her. *walks into clocktower* *guards run up* Take them out for me, will you?

(Guard) Aye-aye sir!

(Hanna) *rolls eyes* Fine, whatever. *creates a blizzard and freezes every guard into a frozen statue* Let's go. *calmly walks through hallway*
*more guards show up* You're turn, Zione.

(Zione) (OO) *is afraid* You know... never mind all this. *goes and jumps in bottomless pit*

(Hanna) Ugh, it's so hard finding good help these days. *creates two walls of ice and squishes the guards between them* There. *walks into a room and sees a shattered mirror* ....WHAT?!?! I came all this way and he's already dead?!?! What's the point?! *eyes turn blue again* ....what? L...Lui...? *screams* LUI!!!! *drops to knees and begins sobbing*

*Lui walks in eating a sandwhich* ... huh? Who are you? *looks over Hanna's shoulder* Where's the others? What are you doing here? *GASP!* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY MIRROR?!?!?!?!?!?!

(Hanna) *turns* ...Lui...? LUI!!!! * jumps up and glomps Lui* I thought I'd never see you again!! I thought you were dead!!

(Lui) *blinks* you mean I'm not?

(Hanna) ....you mean you are?

(Lui) *turns to reader* *shrugs* I don't know. you decide.

(Reader) ....just kiss already!

(Hanna) ... You keep out of this! *kills reader*

If you just read this, you have been a part of the biggest murder in the world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

(Lui) *shoots Hanna* I forgot to mention the brainwashing.

Another year already?


Another year has come and gone… again.
ISC is far overdue for a post… again
And our coauthors are busy… as usual.

You’ve heard it all before, I don’t have to remind you.


Unbeknownst to most of our ISC followers, the coauthors have inadvertently followed an alternate course. Sure, we’d all love for Hanna’s evil self to be destroyed, the CS to be stopped, and Lui to be rescued. Not necessarily in that order.

However, there are times when the coauthors become… exceptionally destructive. There have been several alternate endings written for ISC. Most of them haven’t ended well. In fact, I can’t remember one that has….

April Fool’s. Every character was brutally annihilated for the sake of a practical joke.

Christmas: A song was rewritten in the event that Hanna turns into Shard and gruesomely kills most of the others, leaving Misty and DJ scarred for life and EDJ discussing movie rights with a lawyer.

The longest and most progressive ending has taken ISC down an incredible path, one long enough to span into a perspective sequel.

Because there is no possible way to get ISC moving any faster than it has been over the past few months (and believe me, it actually HAS been moving), I have decided to show you some of these “deleted scenes”, if you will.

Ready?

Here goes.


First alternate ending of 2011:


*Brady gets run over and dies*

Misty: Oops. Oh well... *hits the gas and plows through the entrance to the city*

*car keeps driving at insane speeds and ends up running over the entire caravan with DJ and Hanna*

Alzymus: I had to do SOMETHING while ye were in the store...modifying cars apparently wasn't the right choice :P