Tuesday, February 27, 2024

Chapter Twenty-Four


Chapter Twenty-Four


EDJ watched the monitors with a vile grin. “Oh, the suspense is killing me!” He laughed, inching his face closer to the screen. “Come on, my pets! Attack already!” 

As the sharks circled Hanna, a door at the bottom of the tank opened and chunks of meat were shoved into the enclosure. The sharks instantly stopped swimming around Hanna and turned to the food. They rushed toward their new prize and tore through the food, thrashing furiously as they tore into it. Hanna yelped at first until she looked down and realized what was happening. Seemingly pulled out of her frozen stupor, she started swimming for the ladder again at a renewed pace. EDJ collapsed back into his seat in stunned silence, a blank stare on his face as he processed the events playing out in front of him. The techs in the room glanced at each other nervously, but dared not make a sound. EDJ slammed a fist on the arm of his chair. “CODY!”

“Eoin, sir,” an assistant with a clipboard answered, quickly stepping up to him. “You fired Cody. I’m the backup.” 

“Oh, right,” EDJ muttered absently, eyes still locked on the screens. “Bring me the idiot that feeds the sharks.”

“Right away, sir,” Eoin said with a slight bow before leaving the room. 

EDJ rested his chin in his palm, thumb hooking under the chain around his neck again. He narrowed his eyes at the screens. 


“Hah! Once again, your devious plan has been foiled!” Hanna’s voice said over the intercom system. 

EDJ smirked as he pressed a button on the control panel. “One phase of it utterly failed, yes, but my overall plan is still going swimmingly.” 

“Ugh, you’re even bad at making lame jokes,” Hanna answered, still swimming to the ladder while the sharks were distracted. “Overall plan, huh? So every second I waste listening to your idiotic babbling is working to your advantage.” 

EDJ tilted his head sideways curiously as he pressed the intercom button again. “I suppose only time will tell with that one.” 

“That was terrible!” Hanna commented, shaking her head. 


A tall woman wearing khaki coveralls approached EDJ, Eoin trailing behind her. “You wanted to see me, sir?” she asked. 

EDJ turned around in his seat. “Sarah, yes.” EDJ smiled politely and his voice held a falsely pleasant tone. “Can you tell me why you choose now of all times to perform your duties as shark caretaker?”

Sarah blinked at him in confusion. “It’s Monday, sir,” she answered. “The sharks are fed every Monday.” 

Already? EDJ thought. It was a Tuesday when this whole project started…wasn’t it? Where did the time go? His polite smile and tone did not waver. “I thought you said tiger sharks were aggressive and attack everything that moves.”

“They do,” Sarah said, still confused. 

“How do you explain this then?” EDJ’s smile finally dropped as he vaguely gestured to the screens. 

Sarah inspected the screens for a moment before turning to answer him. She pointed to one of the fatter sharks on screen. “Well, if you’d let me target feed them like I suggested in the first place, you wouldn’t have the competitive overeating proble-”

“Not that!” EDJ interrupted, pointing to a different screen of Hanna reaching the ladder and starting to climb out of the tank. “THAT! Why didn’t they attack her?”

“Oh, I didn-” Sarah shifted uncomfortably, not realizing anyone was even in the tank up to this point. She gave EDJ a weird look. “T-these are sand tiger sharks, sir. Not tiger sharks. They are more docile in nature and don’t attack unless provoked.” 

EDJ slumped back into his chair, rubbing his forehead. Pet sharks. I bought pet sharks. “Remind me again why I picked them?” he groaned. 

“You said they looked cooler,” Sarah answered. “Are… are you going to fire me, sir?” she asked. 

EDJ sighed before answering. “No. Not immediately, anyway.” He glanced at her in annoyance. “You’re the only aquarist willing to work here.” He waved her off. “Go. Get out of here before I change my mind and have you flung from the catapult.” 

“T-thank you, sir.” Sarah bowed and left in a hurry. 

All this talk of food is making me hungry. EDJ turned to Eoin. “What’s on today’s menu?” 

The assistant checked his notes. “Spaghetti.” 

“Again?” EDJ made a sour face. “I need to have another word with the head chef.” 

“He said he already emailed you the list of fresh produce he keeps running out of,” Eoin reported, flipping through the pages on his clipboard.

“Add it to the purchase order,” EDJ grumbled with a dismissive wave of his hand. 


“Sir,” one of the techs in the room turned to EDJ. “There’s a call for you on line one.”

“Now?!” EDJ asked, already annoyed. “I’ll take it later.” 

“It’s the Organization, sir,” the tech insisted. 

Crap. I don’t have time to deal with them right now. “I’ll take it in my office,” EDJ said, standing up from his chair. He gave the screens one more suspicious look before heading into a separate room and closing the door behind him. While he preferred to keep all his business in the master control room, where command of the entire castle was within reach at the press of a button, sometimes one has to have a separate room for private conversations. EDJ took a moment to stretch and compose himself before answering the call. The screen in the little office came to life, displaying a single letter A, the only indication that someone was on the other end of the call at all. 


“Hello!” EDJ answered with a large smile and the most courteous disposition he could muster. “And how may I serve the World Committee of Evil today?” 

“Your shipment is late, Z,” the screen answered in a robotic voice, the caller no doubt using a voice changer.

“A couple more days,” EDJ said. “That’s all I need. You’ll have your product as well as the new addition to the team.” 

“You opted for Plan B then?” the robotic voice asked. 

“Plan B to you, maybe,” EDJ said with a frown. “Plan B was always my Plan A. I’m a professional, remember? I have a reputation to uphold.” 

The voice on the other end was silent for a moment. “Two more days. Do not forget what you owe us.” EDJ straightened while the voice continued. “Remember who it was who decided to sponsor your little project on Everest. We gave. We can take away.”

EDJ gave a polite smile again and spoke in a lighthearted manner. “Don't worry, I haven’t forgotten. Just make sure your envoys are waiting in the right spot this time.” He held up an index finger. “There's only one smuggler tunnel that leads all the way up here and I can't be blamed if your guys are waiting at the wrong location.” 

“Two days,” the voice repeated before the call ended and the screen went dark. 

EDJ let out a long breath and turned away from the screen. Good riddance. Owe them, what a joke. Not like I built my castle from the ground up with my bare hands or anything. EDJ’s hands clenched into tight fists. My castle. My home. Let them try to take it from me.


EDJ exited the room and stopped by one of the technician stations. He leaned over the tech’s shoulder to check on their progress. “How’s it going?” 

“Ah, f-fine, sir,” the tech answered with a gulp. The tech zoomed out of the screen they were working on to show the overall progress. “We’ve trimmed it up quite a bit and had to add some after effects lightning, but the timing should go well with the score. At this point, we’re only waiting for the fin-...” 

The tech continued talking, but EDJ had already stood up and walked back to his command chair. He sat down heavily and watched the screens. Hanna was drying off in front of an industrial fan on the other side of the tank. Down to the wire on this one. EDJ repositioned the camera drone in front of Hanna and pressed the intercom button. “Tell me, hero, have you figured out the greater purpose here yet?” EDJ asked with a smug grin. 


Friday, February 23, 2024

Chapter Twenty-Three

 

Chapter Twenty-Three


When Hanna reached the top of the ladder, she found a small platform with a metal catwalk stretching over the top of the enclosure close to the wall. The ceiling was quite low, but not unbearable if she stooped. Hanna didn’t know if she trusted the flimsy-looking metal frame, but figured she could always rely on her wings in a pinch. Hanna watched the surface of the water for a long moment. A gray fin rose then lowered into the water, sending ripples through the surface. 


“Dare you to move,” EDJ’s voice chimed through the drone near Hanna’s head. Hanna instantly turned and swung a fist at the drone, which it narrowly avoided. EDJ chuckled at the scowl on Hanna’s face. 

“How many sharks are there?” Hanna asked, turning back to the water. 

“At least ten,” EDJ answered honestly. He grinned evilly from the safety of his control room. “It’s almost feeding time too. Do you think they bite hard?”

“Come down here and find out for yourself,” Hanna shot back. She let out a frustrated breath. “It’s a bit cruel,” she said as she gave the drone a look of annoyance. “Putting this trap here right after you so mercilessly drained my frost energy?” Hanna gestured to the water. “I could have frozen this entire tank, fishes included. I’d be feasting on frozen calamari while walking right over your trap.”

“Technically, you drained your powers on your own,” EDJ commented. “Also, you’re the only one still calling it a trap at this point. Not my fault you stumbled into the menagerie. I didn’t build this castle specifically with you in mind. But you have a point, the coincidence is in my favor.”


Hanna placed a cautious boot onto the grate to test it. Satisfied enough, she started to gingerly step across the platform. The smell of saltwater was stronger up here. Not wanting to risk her sword accidentally getting wet, Hanna grabbed the scabbard attached to her belt and held it in her left hand, keeping the weapon lifted. A safety admin would have a field day in this place, Hanna thought as she slowly made her way over the platform. No safety railings over a tank of shark-infested waters, not to mention every room being a literal death trap. And why is this ceiling so low?! I half expect music and a green-haired- Hanna stopped when she heard a mechanical humming sound. The ceiling started to lower and the catwalk jolted as it began retracting. “Wait?! What’s going on?!” Hanna exclaimed in panic, lowering to a crouch on the platform. 

“I’m throwing in a surprise for you,” EDJ
When Hanna reached the top of the ladder, she found a small platform with a metal catwalk stretching over the top of the enclosure close to the wall. The ceiling was quite low, but not unbearable if she stooped. Hanna didn’t know if she trusted the flimsy-looking metal frame, but figured she could always rely on her wings in a pinch. Hanna watched the surface of the water for a long moment. A gray fin rose then lowered into the water, sending ripples through the surface. 


“Dare you to move,” EDJ’s voice chimed through the drone near Hanna’s head. Hanna instantly turned and swung a fist at the drone, which it narrowly avoided. EDJ chuckled at the scowl on Hanna’s face. 

“How many sharks are there?” Hanna asked, turning back to the water. 

“At least ten,” EDJ answered honestly. He grinned evilly from the safety of his control room. “It’s almost feeding time too. Do you think they bite hard?”

“Come down here and find out for yourself,” Hanna shot back. She let out a frustrated breath. “It’s a bit cruel,” she continued as she gave the drone a look of annoyance. “Putting this trap here right after you so mercilessly drained my frost energy?” Hanna gestured to the water. “I could have frozen this entire tank, fishes included. I’d be feasting on frozen calamari while walking right over your trap.”

“Technically, you drained your powers on your own,” EDJ commented. “Also, you’re the only one still calling it a trap at this point. Not my fault you stumbled into the menagerie. I didn’t build this castle specifically with you in mind. But you have a point, the coincidence is in my favor.”


Hanna placed a cautious boot onto the grate to test it. Satisfied enough, she started to gingerly step across the platform. The smell of saltwater was stronger up here. Not wanting to risk her sword accidentally getting wet, Hanna grabbed the scabbard attached to her belt and held it in her left hand, keeping the weapon lifted. A safety admin would have a field day in this place, Hanna thought as she slowly made her way over the platform. No safety railings over a tank of shark-infested waters, not to mention every room being a literal death trap. And why is this ceiling so low?! I half expect music and a green-haired- Hanna stopped when she heard a mechanical humming sound. The ceiling started to lower and the catwalk jolted as it began retracting. “Wait?! What’s going on?!” Hanna exclaimed in panic, lowering to a crouch on the platform. 

“I’m throwing in a surprise for you,” EDJ answered with a laugh. “Resourcefulness will always defeat frozen squid.”


Hanna tried to scurry across the moving platform, but the ceiling prevented her from getting very far. Not having time to think about it, Hanna used what little energy she had left to coat her sheathed sword and scabbard in a protective layer of ice before slipping into the water. The ceiling finally stopped two feet above Hanna’s head, far too little room to fly over. The catwalk had fully retracted as well, giving Hanna no other option than to swim the rest of the way. Hanna was grateful she at least thought to seal her sword. While it didn’t float, it didn’t drag her down as much as it would have otherwise. Even so, she was still recovering from all her ice energy being sapped in the room with the melted peanut butter. The small act of protecting her blade left her even more depleted and now she had to swim. A dorsal fin above the water sent a pang of fear into Hanna’s heart, but she swallowed it and swam as gracefully and gently as she could manage. Hanna didn’t register the pain at first, but scrapes and cuts over her arms and legs burned as she swam along. In her preoccupation with immediate threats, she didn’t recall getting the minor injuries. Either way, she hoped the sharks wouldn’t take notice. 


The drone was still hovering above Hanna, close to the ceiling now. She had half a mind to reach up and yank it into the water, but she didn’t want to attract any more attention to herself. EDJ continued to talk either way, much to Hanna’s dismay. “The sharks were expensive,” he was saying. “But perhaps they’ll be worth the price if I get to watch you get torn to shreds.”

“Bet you’d just love to see that,” Hanna sputtered. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming

“Now that you mention it,” EDJ said. “There’s a pool going in the room for how far you’ll get before the sharks eat you.” 

“You don’t think I’ll make it to the other side alive?” Hanna asked, miffed. 

“Twenty-seven feet.”

“Rude,” Hanna muttered through gritted teeth, mostly to herself. “So presumptuous. Not to mention really annoying.” 

“Look at that,” the drone chirped in surprise. “You’re halfway gone already!”

Hanna grimaced. “Gross, given the context. Halfway there sounds much better than halfway gone, thank you very much.”


“It’s all the same,” EDJ said with a shrug. “It doesn’t even matter how hard you try, they’ll still get you in the end. What hope could you possibly have of making it to the other side?”

“Oh, I’ll make it,” Hanna answered, still swimming. “As long as you don’t cheat again.” 

“Cheat?! Me?” EDJ asked in astonishment. “I’m insulted. Believe me, I would never intervene and try to kill you in the middle of a self-imposed trial. Even if it would speed things up.” Even that statement somehow came across sarcastic.

“Believe you?! Yeah, right!” Hanna would have laughed. “Your words are worthless. Give me a promise you can keep.”

The robot went silent just long enough for Hanna to wonder if the traps were starting to mess with her brain. “How’s this?” The drone flew ahead of her a little and turned to face her. “I promise not to attack you until you reach the other side. If you can reach the other side alive, I’ll agree to another truce.”

“Oh yeah, cause the last one went SO well,” Hanna snapped back. “I still don’t believe you.” EDJ’s persistence was maddening. 

“I could give you my word as an Evil Other,” the drone offered.

Hanna shook her head as she swam. “No good. I’ve known too many Evil Others.” 

“Whatever,” EDJ started. “I tried. You’re on your own with the sharks whether you believe me or not. I want to see how this plays out, so don’t take too long. Be sure to smile for the camera, shark bait.”

There he goes about the cameras again. “You got somewhere to be, villain?” Hanna asked with a smug grin. “You seem a little obsessed with time. Is this not entertaining enough for you?” 

EDJ smirked as he watched the screen. “Time is a valuable thing, hero. Far be it from me to waste it.”

Hanna’s blue eyes locked on to the ladder on the other side of the tank. So close! “That’s right, savor what little of it you have left before I get to you. When I get out of here-” 

“What was it you were going to do to me again?” EDJ interrupted. “Arrest me?”

“Inflict terrible pain on you for hurting my friends,” Hanna answered, completely forgetting about the danger of the waters now that her target was in sight. “After that, maybe find you a nice padded room. Four walls. Prison gates. Iron bars.” Her smile was vicious. “You’ll never see the light of day again.”

“So humane,” EDJ taunted. “Any alternatives?” 

“I suppose we could always put you in a villain rehab program,” Hanna answered doubtfully. “Teach you wrong from right. Model citizen. That sort of thing.” 

“Wow, a redemption arc?” EDJ laughed. “Hahahaha! Ah, a little late in the game for that. I’d say it’s going to take quite a bit of convincing to get me to leave this life behind.” 

“Death is always an option,” Hanna whispered vehemently. 

EDJ still managed to catch it. “I’m not quite ready to die yet, but you should be. My pets are taking interest.” 


Hanna rolled her eyes and kept swimming. At least they’re not the oversized sharks you always see in those silly movi- Something brushed against her foot. Hanna stopped and remained as still as possible while keeping herself afloat. A large shape passed her in the water and kept going. Another shape swam by her on the other side, gray dorsal fins disappearing below the water. 

“Do you know what that was just now?” the drone asked as it hovered above her. EDJ didn’t wait for an answer. “The sharks are circling you. If you still don’t believe me, just wait. They always get antsy when they’re about to feed on human flesh.” 

Another shark bumped against Hanna. Hanna instantly reached for her sword and tugged on the handle, realizing too late that it was still sealed. She didn’t move. She didn’t swim. She was barely treading water, breathing quick and shallow. Calm down! Hanna thought, squeezing her eyes shut. Breathe. Stop panicking. Breathe. She’s not going to help me here. There’s no way. Maybe if I can swim really, really fast… Who am I kidding? Hanna opened her eyes to see multiple fins above the water’s surface. It’s over.


Thursday, February 15, 2024

Chapter Twenty-Two


Chapter Twenty-Two


“Eww!” Hanna flew up into the air to avoid the rapidly growing levels of peanut butter. The wall had melted enough from the top that she was able to fly over it, however, the door on the other side was still closed. She went to the door and smacked it a few times, but it did not open. The levels of peanut butter continued to rise. Frowning, Hanna looked up at the ceiling. Drawing her sword, she whacked one of the dispensers, slicing it off the ceiling. With moments to spare, Hanna shoved her way through the open panel the dispenser was once attached to. She ended up climbing up into the next floor up through the hole. Once safe, Hanna looked back down at the room full of once-yummy peanut butter. “Whew, that was close...” 

“I’ll say,” EDJ’s voice chimed in from a drone just over her shoulder. 

“EEK!” Hanna jumped and swung her sword at the drone, which the drone avoided. 

“That would have been a lame way to go,” EDJ’s voice continued. “I don’t know that I could bear to watch you be defeated so pitifully… again… by such a mediocre trap. It’s bad enough having peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth. Could you imagine being smothered to death by it? That would have been so disappointing!” The drone hummed and chirped as it flew around in the air, watching her. Hanna frowned at it. “What, would you rather have drowned?” EDJ asked after seeing her expression on the screen. 

“No way,” Hanna answered, sheathing her sword again as she stood up. “Then I wouldn’t be able to challenge, not to mention defeat, you.” She shot the drone a look. 

“Rather optimistic,” EDJ retorted, drone hovering up and down as it watched her. “You haven’t been much of a challenge thus far, but you do give me good ideas on how to improve my traps.” The drone flew closer to her face. “You’re very amusing.” 

Hanna swatted at the drone as she looked around, finding the small machine rather annoying. “Where am I?” she asked. 


“Bwahahahaha! This room is one of the deadliest tra-... wait…” The little drone turned in a circle, sounds of clicking and zooming as it panned. “Hmm...” EDJ pulled up the model of his castle again and zoomed in. “Ah, never mind, that was the next room. This one’s… empty…” EDJ answered. “Lucky you.” 

“I don’t believe you,” Hanna said instantly, raising an eyebrow at the drone. “Sounds like another trick to make me drop my guard.” She glanced over the room again. It does appear empty though, Hanna thought. Several doors on the other side of the room caught her attention.

“I wish it were, dear,” EDJ answered, drone turning back to Hanna. “At least that would make me feel a little bit better about you constantly breaking out of my traps.”

“Build better traps,” Hanna quipped apathetically as she started to make her way to the doors.

EDJ rolled his eyes as he answered. “Sorry for not expecting you to wall glitch your way through my castle. I didn’t anticipate out-of-the-box thinking from you.” He snickered a little as he watched the screens of the empty room. Each door had a picture on the wall next to it. Clownfish, dolphins, stingray, sharks. Hanna pushed open the door closest to her without bothering with the pictures. She was just grateful for an exit. “Hold on, you’re not going in there, are you?” EDJ’s voice stopped Hanna as she was halfway through the open door. She turned around to look at the drone with narrow eyes. 

“Maybe… what of it?” Hanna asked. 

The drone zoomed in on the picture of sharks on the wall before following Hanna through the door and flying ahead of her. “Oh, nothing,” the robot chirped. “Proceed.” Hanna frowned at the drone as she stepped into the room. “You know, you could stand to be a little nicer to me,” EDJ said as the drone turned to watch her again. “It’s not like I haven’t been helping you along this whole time.”


“Helping is a bit of a stretch,” Hanna muttered, glancing at the drone before taking in the new environment. The room was dark, but had a deep blue hue to it and smelled of saltwater. “If you’re hoping to gain sympathy points for using a cute drone to communicate instead of talking to me face to face, it won’t work,” Hanna continued as she walked up to a glass wall.

The drone clicked and whirled as it followed beside her. “That’s the first time anyone’s referred to a piece of functional machinery as cute,” EDJ’s voice echoed in the room. “But I’ll keep it in mind for future builds.” 

Hanna pressed her face to the glass, trying to see what was on the other side. Dark shapes drifted in and out of view. Light from below shimmered off a swarm of silvery objects swirling together in the distance. Hanna squinted and pressed her face closer. Out of nowhere, a brownish-gray mass appeared in front of Hanna as a large shark slammed against the glass. Hanna gasped and jumped back in surprise. Thankfully, the glass held up without sign of impact. Hanna watched the shark swim away, following the side of the glass. Are you bloodthirsty or just dumb? Hanna thought, narrowing her eyes at the oblivious shark. Two more sharks swam in and out of view, dark copper stripes across their backs. Shark-infested waters. Why am I even surprised at this point? 

EDJ’s chuckle reverberated through the room from the flying robot. “Hahaha, afraid of the fishies, are we?” 


Hanna shot the drone a glare as she turned and went back to the door, intending to pick a more friendly option. The door, of course, was locked and would not let her through. Gotta hand it to him for keeping the place’s security updated. Hanna let out a frustrated sigh and turned back to the glass wall. Looking up, Hanna could see that the wall did not quite reach the ceiling, but it looked pretty close. A ladder in the furthest corner of the room caught Hanna’s attention. She walked along the length of the glass, watching various swarms of aquatic life drift by, in addition to the massive sharks. “You’re enjoying this, aren’t you?” Hanna asked apathetically. 

“Of course!” The drone chirped as EDJ answered. “Welcome to my aquarium! Well, the employee access portion of it, anyway.” EDJ smiled diabolically. “Now you’re part of the exhibit. I always enjoy adding to my collection.” 

Hanna frowned again. “You’re so weird. Who keeps an aquarium in their castle on Everest?!” She paused in step, realizing she asked the obvious.

“I do,” EDJ quipped. 

“Yes, I can see that.” Hanna rubbed her face in her hands before continuing to make her way to the ladder. Once Hanna reached the ladder, she could see it led up to the open top of the enclosement. “Why do you keep so many pets anyway?” Hanna asked, placing a hand on the railing in front of her. 

“I prefer their company.” 

Hanna stopped and turned to look at the drone. Whether it was the words or the tone, Hanna wasn’t sure, but something in his response reminded her of Lui. Hanna shook her head and focused on the ladder in front of her. The sooner I can escape these traps, the sooner I can make EDJ pay for what he did to Lui. I’m gonna stop him. I have to. “This is for you, Lui…” Hanna softly whispered. She took a breath and started to climb.