Thursday, December 21, 2023

Chapter Twenty-One


Chapter Twenty-One


Hanna focused on the wall in front of her as she put the phone away and sheathed her blade. She took a deep breath and froze the wall one last time. “One escape trick, coming right up.” Backing up as far as the glass box would let her, Hanna charged forward and leapt into the severely weakened plexiglass wall, smashing it to pieces. She tumbled on the other side, stopping in a three point landing. She stood up, brushing the shattered remains of the wall and bits of ice off her clothes and out of her hair. Without warning, bright lights in the ceiling turned on, lighting up the entire room. 


“Congratulations, birdy,” EDJ’s voice echoed through the room. “You are free of your cage.” 

Hanna winced and blinked, trying to adjust to the sudden lightning change after being shrouded in darkness for so long. “What’s with you and blinding lights?!” Hanna shouted in annoyance. 

“It’s a useful tactic,” EDJ replied, as though the answer was obvious. 

Hanna drew her sword, ready for any guards that might show up, but the room remained empty. “Where are you?!” Hanna demanded. 

“Had you been paying better attention to the gift I sent you,” EDJ started. “You would have seen the tracking app on it.”

Hanna blinked then pulled out the phone. She maneuvered through a few screens before finding the right one, but was still having trouble getting it to work right. “You want me to find you?” she asked dubiously, pushing every button she could think of while trying to get the device to cooperate. How does this thing work?! At least the other tracker only had two buttons! Having a thought, she pulled out the old tracker. Expectedly, the battery was dead so she put the old tracker away. 

“I’m giving you the opportunity to try,” EDJ answered, smugness in his tone as he watched her fumbling with the technology. 


“Ri-ight, like I can believe that.” Hanna frowned and put the phone away, giving up on the tracking application. “Well, maybe I don’t need your help,” Hanna said, taking a step toward the open door. “I’ll find you either way and when I do, I’ll inflict terrible pain on you. You broke the terms of our truce not even two seconds into it! The question is, would you rather have that pain sooner or later?” She walked through the door into an open room with five doors, only one of which was open.

“Bwahahaha!” EDJ cackled evilly. “I fully expect your retribution to be swift and terrible, but only if you can find me. I might be in the same strategy room. I might be in a different one. You’ll never know because you’ll never make it through the next gauntlet of traps.” The open door closed and the one beside it opened. After a few seconds, that door shut and the next one down opened. The doors cycled between open and closed while Hanna stood in the center. 

“We’ll see about that,” Hanna said, watching the doors open and close of their own accord. “You can’t prolong your fate forever. Besides, I got through the last set pretty well before you tricked me.”

“You got lucky,” EDJ said with a sneer. “There’s no secret tunnel this time so you’re going to have to actually get through them all. One of those trap rooms will stop you, I’m banking on it.” 

“High hopes for a coward,” Hanna commented. “You keep hoping these traps will take me down, but your heart knows they won’t.” 

EDJ smirked. If only I had one.


Hanna finally decided on a door and walked up to it, sword still drawn. She waited for it to cycle open again before jumping through it. There was no reason to jump through as the doors were open long enough for someone to walk through without being in a hurry. But as soon as Hanna was on the other side, the door slid shut and did not open again. 

“There’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you,” Hanna started when EDJ didn’t verbally respond to her last comment. “What was it now… Ah, yes, what name do you want placed over your cell door after I capture you?” 

EDJ laughed. “I think you mean ‘if’ you capture me. And in that case, it should say ‘Iul the Magnificent’!” 

So confident, Hanna thought, lips turning up into a determined grin. What a whack job. It won’t be ‘if’ when I get done with you. She looked up at the solid, odd-colored wall In front of her. The room was chilly, not that Hanna noticed, and smelled of peanuts. Walking up to the wall, Hanna slid a finger down the surface and made a face. “I thought you said the wall of frozen peanut butter was hypothetical.” 


“Well, it’s less hypothetical now that it’s sitting in front of you, isn't it?” EDJ said with a laugh. “I bet you wish you knew fire magic right about now.” 

Hanna snorted. “I wouldn’t trade my ice abilities for anything.” Hanna frowned and looked around. “Though it can be a bit annoying sometimes.” There were dispensers in the ceiling, but they were not currently active. With the door shut behind her and only the wall of frozen peanut butter in front of her, Hanna figured the best way out was to find a way to melt it. Hanna walked to a side wall and checked the thermostat. As expected, the room was kept to a frosty level. She turned the temperature as high as it would go. She walked back to the center of the room, crossed her legs, and sat, resting her arms on her knees as she waited. 

“That’s your plan, huh?” EDJ asked, watching the feed. “So boring.” 

“If it works, it works,” Hanna said. She pulled out the phone and tried to figure out how to work the tracking app again. Again, she gave up and put the phone away. She grew uncomfortably warm and could feel her energy draining. Cold environments she loved, they reinvigorated her. But warm environments? They sapped the energy right out of her. She closed her eyes and blew out a ring of frosty air around her. She opened an eye and looked at the wall. It did not look like it had changed, but oil and liquidy peanut butter was starting to pool on the floor against the wall. Hanna smiled and closed her eyes, letting out another frosty puff of air to keep herself cool as the temperature in the room rose. She heard the hum of a drone again, but did her best to ignore it.


“You know,” EDJ started, speaking through the little drone that followed her. “To be called a hero, you have to do something worthy of the calling. Like, actually help people?”

“I am helping people by going after you,” Hanna answered, eyes still closed. “You’re the one that tried to melt the ice caps.”

EDJ smiled. “Would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for your meddling.”

Hanna smirked. “I suppose I should be anticipating another trap when I reach you.”

“It’s a distinct possibility,” EDJ answered. “Again, that’s only if you get to me. Quite honestly, I was hoping we could talk.”

Hanna cracked an eye open at the drone floating in front of her. “We’re talking now.”

“It’s not the same as face to face.” The drone’s lens watched her as EDJ spoke. “Harder to read people.” 

“Harder to trick people, you mean,” Hanna said with a frown. She swatted at the drone in an attempt to shoo it away. The drone flew out of reach above her. “Harder to adjust your lies to their reactions,” Hanna continued, closing her eyes again in an attempt to maintain serenity. 

“I don’t need to lie to get people to listen to me,” EDJ answered, the drone flying in circles around her like a vulture. “I only need to tell them what they want to hear. Money helps, of course. You catch more flies with honey, after all.” 

“Your tricks won’t work on me.” Hanna smiled, feeling pretty confident in herself.

“Ah, perhaps I’d stand a better chance if I were blonde...”


Hanna’s eyes snapped open, tone immediately shifting into animosity. “What was that?”

EDJ’s tone was innocent and relaxed. “Oh, nothing. Just bringing up a mutual acquaintance.”

Hanna huffed and closed her eyes again. “Leave Lui out of this,” Hanna said. 

“I never mentioned which acquaintance,” EDJ said, the drone continuing to circle. “But I appreciate you pointing it out.” 

Hanna let out another frosty breath, trying to ignore the drone. Remember what DJ and Lui said, he likes messing with people. Don’t let him get in your head. Don’t let him antagonize you. Just breathe. Ten. Nine. Eight. Seve-

“It makes me curious what lengths you’d go to for him,” EDJ’s voice continued. 

That’s it. Hanna opened her eyes and stood up. “If you are implying something between me and your Other,” Hanna stated in the most business-like tone she could muster as she glared at the drone. “You are completely off base.” 

“Oh, really?” EDJ’s voice sounded surprised. “You seemed pretty upset when I told you I tortured him. I thought for sure I struck a nerve with that one... Do you not care what happens to him then?” 

“Of course I care!” Hanna said, anger flaring. “He’s my friend.” 

“Friend,” EDJ repeated. “I see.” 

Hanna’s brows furrowed and she folded her arms, cheeks flush. “It’s not like that.” Why is it so excruciatingly hot in here?! The wall of peanut butter was glossy and globs started to melt down the surface. 

“You’re a terrible liar.” EDJ laughed. “While this conversation has been eye-opening, it’s far too boring. I’m going to have to edit it all out in post production.”

Hanna blinked. “What?” she asked, taken aback. 

“Say hi to the cameras,” EDJ responded with a grin as he moved the drone in front of Hanna. 

Hanna stuck her tongue out at the drone. EDJ stuck his tongue out back at the screen for no apparent purpose. “You’ve wasted enough time and now you’re going to drown for it. Better move fast.” EDJ flipped a switch on the panel. The dispensers in the ceiling turned on, filling the rest of the room with liquid peanut butter as the wall melted. 



Chapter Twenty


Chapter Twenty


Seconds. Minutes. Hours. Hanna wasn’t sure how much time passed in the cage. She paced around the cube. She looked for weak points in the glass and secret panels in the floor. Tap. Tap. Tap. Still being spent from using so much ice energy earlier in the castle, she ended up taking another nap. More prepackaged food was set out for her when she woke up. Hanna opened a bag of chips and munched on them in thought. When her energy finally returned, Hanna attempted to send an icicle through the glass wall. It smashed against the wall and ended up in chunks all over the ground. Hanna tried to send a massive icicle spike through the ceiling, but the results were the same. She took the phone out of her pocket. Maybe at the very least she could talk EDJ into letting her out or giving something away. He certainly talked enough for the latter. It couldn’t hurt to try, right? Hanna dialed the only number in the phone and let it ring. 


It rang three times before EDJ finally answered. “Ah, I’m so glad you decided to take up my offer.” 

“What makes you so sure I was going to call you in the first place?” Hanna asked, sitting in front of the plexiglass wall, still trying to think of a way out. 

“I told you, they always break. So, are you ready to surrender?” EDJ asked. 

Not wanting to dive straight into the topic of giving up, but not great at small talk either, Hanna answered, “No, but hang on! Don’t… don’t hang up yet. Um… What have you been up to?” she asked innocently. It was a cringeworthy and disastrous attempt at casual conversation. But it was the best idea she had so far. 

“I did not realize we were on such friendly terms already.” EDJ’s voice sounded pleasantly surprised. He, of course, could tell what she was doing by her odd tone, but decided to play along anyway. 

“We’re not friends,” Hanna clarified. “I’m just curious what else could be more important to you than the only living person in this dungeon cell. Didn’t want to get forgotten and left to die of starvation. That’s all.” 


“That wouldn’t have happened,” EDJ reassured her with a laugh. “But since you so politely asked instead of screeching at me like a banshee, I might as well tell you…” EDJ spun his chair to the schematics on his desk and sifted through them as he answered. “I’m designing the new traps I’m going to build in some of the empty rooms in my castle! Maybe I’ll even let you out of your cage and have you run through them like a little guinea pig! Heh, how does that sound?”

“Lame,” Hanna answered honestly, her idea to pull information out of him already abandoned. “I couldn’t care less.” She wasn’t even really listening at this point anyway. Hanna absently froze a small patch of the glass and scratched it with her nails, but stopped when she heard a tiny crack in the wall. She stood up and began to freeze the entire side of the cage.

“That’s fair,” EDJ answered with a smile. “I don’t really care what you think either, but it’s nice to know it’s about me.”

“Misery loves company,” Hanna muttered without thinking. She paused with a frown, shook her head, and kept freezing the glass. “Well, aren’t you going to ask what I’ve been up to?” Hanna asked, trying to sound as bored as possible. “It’s only polite to return the question.” 

“If you insist.” EDJ pretended to think for a second, and then asked, “What have you been doing? Making a movie, perhaps?” A couple of the techs in the control room with EDJ snickered, but he was listening to the ever growing crackling noise in the background. 


Hanna snorted. “A movie?! I’m in a plexiglass cage, remember?” She drew her sword and started scoring the glass in a criss-cross pattern. 

“Fine, keep your secrets,” EDJ answered, turning back to the screens. The cameras in the dungeon had been focused on the entry points, but now he turned them to the cage to see what she was doing. He could see her score the glass, but he was not terribly concerned about it. “I have a hypothetical question for you, if you don’t mind,” EDJ said. “One of my traps is… not normal, let’s just say that.”

Hanna paused and frowned again, turning to the phone this time. “What do you mean not normal?” 

“I mean ‘not normal’ as in it’s a wall of frozen peanut butter,” EDJ mocked. “If you were to get out and come across this trap, I’m wondering how you would escape it. Hypothetically, of course.” EDJ added with a smile. 

“Peanut butter… that’s your ultimate plan?” Hanna rolled her eyes and continued scratching up the glass wall. “Peanut butter,” she muttered, still in disbelief. “How in the world is that supposed to stop me?” Hanna continued scoring the glass, weakening it with each blow.


EDJ flipped a few switches and buttons on the control panel, activating a drone in the dungeon as he answered. “Heh, it was originally intended for people with nut allergies, but still…You don’t happen to be allergic, do you?”

Hanna snickered. “Nope. You're out of luck on that one.” She almost recalled someone somewhere being allergic, but couldn’t remember who. Figuring it wasn’t important, she dismissed the thought and kept working on weakening the glass. 


“Say, what have you been doing down there anyway?” EDJ asked curiously, mostly to see how she would answer. 

“Oh, you know, different things. Sleeping, eating.” Hanna smirked. “Scratching up your precious glass box.” 

“Ah, of course.” EDJ laughed. “Are you enjoying making pretty patterns in the glass, princess?” 

“Nope, I’ve got a plan,” Hanna said with a smirk. She stopped and frowned for a second. “And quit calling me that.” 

EDJ laughed. “You started it.” 

Hanna finished up the last gorge in the glass and looked at the wall in triumph. She started laughing to herself. Finally, she was getting somewhere. Finally, things were going to go her way. EDJ was going to get what was coming to him and Hanna was more than happy to deliver. “Did you seriously think this cage was indestructible?” Hanna asked, the arrogance in her tone unmistakable. 

“Nah, but I had hoped it would have kept you in there a little longer than that,” EDJ admitted with a shrug. “Ah well, just one of the risks you take with these things. Do you even have any idea how long you’ve been in there?” In truth, Hanna did not. She could have checked the time and date on the phone several times throughout her stay, but that wasn’t a bit of information that stuck with her. She was far too focused on other things, vengeance being one of them. 

“Far too long when my world is at stake,” Hanna whispered, ending the call and staring at the cracked and shredded plexiglass wall in front of her.