Monday, April 18, 2011

Deleted Scene: Take 6 - Everybody Needs Somebody

Everybody Needs Somebody


Catherine: When they get Lui back, EDJ should totally say something really blunt to him about how Hanna likes him.

Catherine: DJ! Instead Lui should confess his love when they get him back! *says while melting and squealing*

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EDJ: Reasonable? How about, (I love you!) let's go get Lui.

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DJ: He's my other, isn't he?
EDJ: (No, I'm her new love-interest.) We were just talking about an old friend of mine, that's all. Nothing important, right Hanna?

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Misty: DJ! Does EDJ like Hanna??

C - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!

DJ: Awkward moment! No...just being kind-hearted. Attempting to correct his past behaviors, at least a little.

Misty: C- "uh huh, riiiiiiight. sounds like a love triangle in the making! 'cept EDJ wouldn't stand a chance. and I was gonna say something else... I can't remember cuz SOMEONE tried to steal the laptop! (cough, Misty, cough cough)"

*rolls eyes* *idea!* Unless Eve (Misty's EO) Isn't bad on Thorae like EDJ and they get hitched! jk

Misty: Well quoting DJ here, "If anything, Brady would applaud our ingenuity. I hope."

DJ: In all seriousness, I don't think EDJ would stand a chance either.

Misty: *Misty and Catherine nod in unison* No, he doesn't.

Anna: Y'all are doomsayers...

DJ: You don't want it to happen either, and you're just not admitting it!

Anna: ....pfft... yeah right...

DJ: Come, let us convince Savannah to join the club of EDJ doubters.

Misty: C - "Savannah, come to the dark side!"

Yes, Savannah, it's so much fun over here on the fun side of the SC.

Anna: >_> ...who's side are you on? Tis evil I say!

Misty: Tis not!

DJ: Tis too!

Tis not!

Ok, tis not!

Gutless flip-flopper.

(random conversation/end)

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DJ: (EDJ) I'm freeeeee! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Misty: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Get back to Savannah, the LOVE of your LIFE!! jk jk

C - smooth DJ, real smooth

Anna: O_o Uh....ri-ight..

C - Hanna, if Lui doesn't like you back, do you think maybe you could give EDJ a chance?


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Anna: They finally get Lui out.

Hanna: *walks up to Lui* ...Lui?

Lui: ...who are you?

Hanna: *cries, but with a sad smile*an old friend, but that doesn't matter any more. *hugs Lui and whispers* All you need to know....is that I will always love you. *swiftly turns around and walks past DJ* Take care of him for me. *leaves never to be seen or heard from again*

THEZelgius: :O Somebody threw their heart into the wood-chipper!

Mistysmountains: *cries* Tis too sad!

Mistysmountains: that's when Lui grabs hanna's arm and says, "Want to go out sometime?"

Mistysmountains: Hanna loves him and she knows it!!!!!

BlackBerryMew: Bah, she knows it not

Mistysmountains: *shakes head* She does

BlackBerryMew: Nah, she's an airhead sometimes

THEZelgius: Which her? Evil or normal Hanna?

BlackBerryMew: normal

THEZelgius: Evil Hanna knows it, and would take advantage of it

Mistysmountains: (OO) True

BlackBerryMew: very true

Mistysmountains: very, very true

BlackBerryMew: normal Hanna just be in denial I think

THEZelgius: Even after EO's ultimatum?

BlackBerryMew: Hehe, made her stop to think about it. Tis why her evil came out

THEZelgius: Hehe, unintended side effect there

BlackBerryMew: apparently XD

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Mistysmountains: Hanna and Brady could elope!

THEZelgius: Hanna marries Brady, they have 12 children and take over Thorae

THEZelgius: (Brady) *steals the speed bike from Eve, whisks Hanna off her feet, and they fly away to live happily ever after*

THEZelgius: (EDJ) *grabs Eve and flies off into the sunset*

Mistysmountains: "And the official ISC star award goes to... George, the guard!"

THEZelgius: For his thrilling performance and bravery in the defiance of death by a true villain

Mistysmountains: (: Thank you, thank you. I'm so glad to be given this opportunity

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Eve: Wow, this loon is really starting to creep me out. *starts to whisper into sleeve* Black swan is moving in, I repeat, black swan is moving in. Oh, right. I'm not an FBI agent. :P

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Mistysmountains: Cryptic decided to go to a mental hospital and NOT kill all the people there

Mistysmountains: DJ decided that he liked pie more then anything else, so he stops helping the others rescue Lui

Mistysmountains: Once Hanna FINALLY reaches Lui, Lui realizes how depressing she is all the time, and doesn't like her anymore

Mistysmountains: So, EDJ realizes this is his chance, and decides to marry Hanna

Mistysmountains: Alzymus decided that even though Zione is a bounty hunter (or whatever he is) he would let him roam free and do as he pleased. He even helped Zione

Mistysmountains: ISC has a really lame ending

THEZelgius: *rewrites the final chapters*

THEZelgius: Cryptic ends up running away from the CS with Hanna instead of turning her in, elopes with her

THEZelgius: EDJ and DJ rescue Lui and they return to earth and become its dictators

THEZelgius: Alzymus captures Zione and has him executed, then gets killed to silence the conspiracy

THEZelgius: Brady and Eve live forever and ever on the destroyed-yet-stuck in the water ship

THEZelgius: Misty.....builds a hut on the beach and lives there quietly for the rest of her life

THEZelgius: Ace and Naomi commit suicide and die together

THEZelgius: *thinks* Hairam and Christina die randomly at the hands of a serial killer

Blackberrymew: and the rest of this story couldn't be written because two of our coauthors eloped

Blackberrymew: as far as Kandi being kidnapped, she's been kidnapped afore. Though that left the kidnappers going to metal therapy... yeah, they were left fingerpainting afterwards

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Brady: Somebody inform me of what you are talking about! DX

Misty: Errr... DJ?

Anna: Uh oh...Brady's back...Ya'll are in trouble! XD

DJ: Oh no! Brady's returned too soon! I confess...it was all Savannah's idea!

Anna: What?! It wasn't me!

Misty: Er... ummm... welllllllllllllll.... This is awkward

DJ: I'm just going to sit and watch. This should be entertaining!

Misty: NOOOOOOO!!!!! DJ you need to help me! *pouts* fine... I guesss... No wait! I change my mind!

C- Say your prayers. Y'all are doomed.

Misty: Ok, well Brady let's just say Ace and Naomi are going to live happily ever after!

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Anna: Hanna, we’ve come across some difficulties

Hanna: …?

Anna: it would seem that we have to go back and rewrite part 25

Hanna: What? What about everything we’ve been through?!

Anna: I know, I know, but it must be done

Hanna: ...but...Lui... we’re getting closer!

Anna: *raises eyebrow* ...that’s really all you ever think about any more, isn’t it?

Hanna: ...

Anna: never mind. What this means is that we’re going to have to delete everything that happened. Completely erase it.

Hanna: *thoughtful look* what about us?

Anna: well, you won’t have same knowledge you do now. Because it never happened

Hanna: *pales* you mean...?

Anna: Yup. I’m going to have to erase everything. *pulls on sunglasses and pulls out silver object*

Hanna: what’s that?

Anna: remember that flashy thing on MIB?

Hanna: ...yes...

Anna: *holds it up* no, you don’t *flash*

Hanna: *blinks* Anna?

Anna: ...oops...

Hanna: what are you doing in Thorae?

Anna: um…I want a hat… or a cape... *pulls on cape* there ^_^

Hanna: *crosses arms* what are you really doing here?

Anna: *pushes buttons on device* …nothing…

Hanna: is that the flashy thing on MIB?

Anna: …um… *points* There’s Lui!

Hanna: WHAT?! *spins around* I don’t see anything *turns*

Anna: *flash* Your boat is that way *points* *walks away*

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