Guess Who Won THAT Game
Blackberrymew: *blinks*
Imakeyoulosethegame: *pushes hat down onto BBM"s head*
Blackberrymew: *blank stare turns into a glare*
Blackberrymew: *growls*
Imakeyoulosethegame: *backs up *
Blackberrymew: *eyes turn red*
THEZelgius: *watches*
Imakeyoulosethegame: *hides*
THEZelgius: *takes off glasses to reveal his eyes are black*
Imakeyoulosethegame: *hides behind z*
THEZelgius: *turns and slashes right through IMYLTG*
Blackberrymew: *smirks*
THEZelgius: *laughs evilly*
Imakeyoulosethegame: is cut i n half
THEZelgius: *waves to evil BBM* *waves*
Blackberrymew: *grins* pretty much *draws sword and slashes IMYLTG into a few dozen more sections*
THEZelgius: *joins in*
Imakeyoulosethegame: o h g r e a t t h i s i s j u s t p e r f e c t
Blackberrymew: *smirks* ye should have known better than to mock me the way you did
THEZelgius: *puts the pieces in a blender and makes a smoothie*
Imakeyoulosethegame: nwo hwta
Blackberrymew: Hmm.... though her being blended like that makes her target practice potential near to null.
Imakeyoulosethegame: htats otn airf
THEZelgius: *hands BBM the spare backs*
Blackberrymew: Eh, these are boring
THEZelgius: *hands BBM babies from the daycare*
Blackberrymew: *waves hand* no challenge there either
THEZelgius: *pushes teens out of the youth group*
Blackberrymew: *shakes head* those puny weaklings? you must be joking
THEZelgius: *hands them guns and points them at BBM*
Blackberrymew: *folds arms*
THEZelgius: *watches*
Blackberrymew: *stretches hand out toward group as a million icicles stab through each and every one of them*
THEZelgius: (OO)
THEZelgius: *drops a plane of mutant zombies on BBM*
Blackberrymew: Heh, you amuse me. *breaks the plane in half with a wall of ice. Takes her time freezing individual zombies and ripping them apart*
THEZelgius: Tis the idea
Blackberrymew: *shrugs* not really
THEZelgius: *gives half a dozen Navy Seals flamethrowers and points them at BBM*
Blackberrymew: *creates a concentrated blizzard to block her from view and freezes them into solid ice statues*
THEZelgius: (OO)
THEZelgius: AWESOME!
Blackberrymew: *smirks*
THEZelgius: Thine evilness hath no bounds!
THEZelgius: *is glad he be on evil BBM's .....whatever favorable side she has*
Blackberrymew: *sly grin* ye would do well not to get on my nerves. leave it at that
THEZelgius: Agreed
THEZelgius: *hands her a cheeseburger*
Blackberrymew: ..... *freezes cheeseburger to Z's hand*
THEZelgius: ....
THEZelgius: *shrugs*
THEZelgius: *shines light on it, thawing it and cooking it to perfection*
THEZelgius: *eats it*
Blackberrymew: *shrugs*
THEZelgius: *flings a dagger at an escaping baby mindlessly*
Blackberrymew: *shakes head* Killing a baby?
THEZelgius: *notices* Aye, I guess so
Blackberrymew: Heh, you kill without thinking
Imakeyoulosethegame: thats cold
Blackberrymew: The blob of liquid talks.... *freezes IMYLTG*
THEZelgius: I suppose ye be right
THEZelgius: Twas not thought-provoking
Blackberrymew: Indeed
THEZelgius: *radios a pilot* Aye, ye can drop the gas now
THEZelgius: *plane drops poisonous gas in the basketball stadium and kills everyone*
Blackberrymew: *shakes head* there is no fun in mindlessly killing the weak and worthless prey
THEZelgius: *shrugs*
Imakeyoulosethegame: *mumbles* canI be dethawed plz?
THEZelgius: You have a better idea for the moment?
THEZelgius: *takes the frozen container and runs it through the wood-chipper8
Imakeyoulosethegame: O.O
Blackberrymew: *watches* well... I usually prefer fighting one on one against a challenging opponent
THEZelgius: *looks at BBM cautiously*
THEZelgius: *calls two gladiators*
Blackberrymew: *rolls eyes* Your mind is as empty as my heart
THEZelgius: *turns and instantly flings a ninja star at BBM*
Blackberrymew: *barely catches it*
THEZelgius: .........don't question me
Blackberrymew: Nice. *smirks* You almost had me there.
THEZelgius: *nods quietly*
THEZelgius: *the gladiators walk in and stand quietly*
THEZelgius: *points and laughs*
Blackberrymew: Heh, foolish beings
THEZelgius: *creates a ring of shadow around the two*
THEZelgius: *shapes a javelin out of pure light and throws it through the neck of the first*
Blackberrymew: *watches with amusement*
THEZelgius: *the second cries out wildly and pulls at the javelin, burning his hands*
THEZelgius: *springs into the circle and slashes the legs of the surviving gladiator, taking him down to his knees*
THEZelgius: *attaches a metal rod to his back and flashes a bolt of lightning down it, electrocuting the gladiator*
Blackberrymew: *lazily claps* bravo, you took out two wimps
THEZelgius: But twas in an entertaining fashion at least
Blackberrymew: At the least
THEZelgius: *drops a rhino into the ring*
THEZelgius: *it charges through it and attacks BBM*
THEZelgius: *jumps onto its back and drives javelins into it*
THEZelgius: *jumps off and watches*
Blackberrymew: Heh *jumps to the side and pulls out sword, slashing the rhino as it runs by*
THEZelgius: *it turns and charges again*
THEZelgius: Mindless creature
Blackberrymew: Indeed
THEZelgius: *calls for something smarter*
Blackberrymew: *sheathes sword* I tire of toying with creatures that can't fend for themselves
THEZelgius: *monkeys fall in*
THEZelgius: (OO) That didn't work
THEZelgius: *sighs*
THEZelgius: I shall fire the resource manager promptly
Blackberrymew: Fire? Do yourself a favor and kill him yourself
THEZelgius: *calls the resource manager and sets him on fire*
Blackberrymew: *watches*
THEZelgius: Hehe
THEZelgius: That's better
Blackberrymew: Hmm...
THEZelgius: *manager falls to the ground*
THEZelgius: *looks for a guillotine*
Blackberrymew: *picks up rock and tosses it in the air a few times*
THEZelgius: *catches it*
THEZelgius: *drops it*
Blackberrymew: *watches*
THEZelgius: *picks it up and flings it at BBM*
Blackberrymew: *dodges*
THEZelgius: *rolls eyes*
Blackberrymew: Heh, we can't all waste our time on catching what's been thrown at us
THEZelgius: *shrugs* true
THEZelgius: *holds out a stick of dynamite* Wouldn't hurt to catch this though... *lights it*
THEZelgius: *tosses it at BBM*
Blackberrymew: *catches dynamite and puts out the burning fuse*
THEZelgius: See?
Blackberrymew: *shrugs* I could have avoided it all the same
THEZelgius: Heh, and risk it going BOOM!
Blackberrymew: I couldn't care less. I could have simply frozen it before it hit the ground.
THEZelgius: Aye, but what be the fun or drama in that?
THEZelgius: Variety be the spice of life
Blackberrymew: Indeed
THEZelgius: *thinks*
THEZelgius: *orders a dragon from the new manager*
Blackberrymew: *grins*
THEZelgius: *it drops onto the ground and breathes fire*
THEZelgius: *watches*
THEZelgius: *the dragon shoots a pillar of fire and POOFs the rhino*
Blackberrymew: *looks over at Z* I suppose you want me to take care of this. *sigh* very well then. I'll dispose of this excuse of a challenge. *flies into the air and brings sword crashing down on the dragon's head*
THEZelgius: *shrugs* I was waiting for it to make the first move*
THEZelgius: *throws a half-dozen spears of light into the dragon's neck*
Blackberrymew: *jabs sword through the dragon's mouth and slashes down its throat*
THEZelgius: (OO)
THEZelgius: *dragon attempts to breathe fire but just coughs up a bunch of slime*
Blackberrymew: *smirks* I'll let you finish the creature off
THEZelgius: Sure
THEZelgius: *jumps onto the dragons neck, creates a large sword billowing with shadow, and slices through the neck*
THEZelgius: *backflips off the falling neck, landing gracefully on the ground behind the legs of the dragon*
Blackberrymew: *nods* good enough, I suppose
THEZelgius: *drops the body into the chipper*
THEZelgius: Oh BBM
THEZelgius: 24
Blackberrymew: *facepalm*
THEZelgius: *laughs*
No comments:
Post a Comment