5 ~ Gypsy Bard
“Whaddya mean we don’t have any
marshmallows?” squealed a voice from one of the cells. “I demand a marshmallow!”
“For the last time,” an
irritated guard mumbled as he glared at the prisoner. “We don’t have any.”
“How could you not have
marshmallows?! They’re my life source! I need sugar to survive!” The prisoner
sniffled as she sunk to the cobblestone floor.
“I have some food you can eat,”
said the person in the neighboring cell as he offered some fruit through the
bars.
“Oh, THANK YOU!” the girly
voice squealed. “I just adore… apples? Ew. No thanks. You got any strawberries
and chocolate?”
“Sure do!”
“Sweet!” After munching on
the fruit and chocolate, the prisoner noticed the guard was missing. “Oh hey,
where’d grumpy go?”
Out of the shadows crumpled
said guard as DJ and Misty walked into the light.
“We’re all gonna die!” cried
the girl in the first cell.
“Yay! It’s DJ and Misty!” her
cell neighbor exclaimed. “They came to save us!”
DJ scratched his head. “Lui,
I presume?”
“That’s me!” Lui affirmed. “How’s
Hanna?”
“Who is this Hanna everyone
keeps talking about?” Misty grabbed the keys from the unconscious guard and
unlocked his cell door.
“Oh, right. I forgot that you
forgot.”
DJ pointed to the cell with
the high-pitched girl. “Who are you?”
“Me?! Why, I’m the great and
powerful CHRISTINA! But you can call me Princess.”
“Highness,” Misty said as she
held up the keys. “You want out?”
A few minutes later, Misty,
DJ, Lui, and Christina were making their way up the long stone stairways of the
main tower.
“Where are all the guards?”
Lui asked.
Misty and DJ stopped walking.
“Oops. I thought we had
forgotten something,” Misty said as she opened her map. “How are Anna and
Jester still fighting all those soldiers by themselves?”
“Wait, wait, wait,” Christina
voiced dramatically. “You mean to tell me we have members of our party
sacrificing themselves so the rest of us can stop a crazy dictator?”
DJ took the map from Misty
and examined it. “It would appear that way.”
Christina shrugged and kept
walking. “Cool.”
“Maybe we should go back and
help them,” Lui suggested.
“What nonsense,” Christina
said with a dismissive wave of her hand. “Those guards are practically storm
trooper knockoffs. Unless the demise of your friends is pivotal to the
plotline, they’re just fine.”
“But they’re our friends!”
Lui insisted. “DJ and Misty might not remember them, but I do! We need to go
help them!”
Christina critically observed
Lui for a few minutes. “You’re very persuasive for a guy who can’t ask a girl
out. No matter, I shall retrieve your so-called friends for you.” Pulling a
crystal ball out of thin air, the ball started shimmering. It floated in midair
and a bright light from the orb flooded the stairway with rainbows. Once the
episode was over, everyone except Christina was surprised to find Anna and
Jester in their presence. Being just retrieved from battle, both held weapons frozen
midswing.
Jester interrupted the
silence. “Well, this is awkward.”
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