Prologue

Prologue

Hanna: How's Lui?

DJ: He's pretty good, although he fell out the window a few times last week... and got stung by 3-4 bees in the process. How does that sound?

Hanna: Seriously painful!! How in the world did that happen?

DJ: Umm, my evil other pushed him, I think... Have you heard of him?

Hanna: Just bits and pieces. I haven't had the pleasure of meeting him.Would it be considered a pleasure to meet him?

DJ: Only if you wanted to stare into the face of true evil!

Unfamiliar evil voice: Hey! Are you talking about me again? I'll get you for this!!!

DJ: See what I mean?

Hanna: RUN LUI!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!Is he really that bad?

Evil voice: Come back here Lui! I haven't finished tearing up your homework!!!

DJ: What do you think?

Hanna: Oh, that's cold! So, with whom am I actually speaking?

Evil voice: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That's for me to know and you to find out!!!

DJ in background: Hey! Get this tape off me!

Evil voice: Who am I? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Hanna: I am afraid your laugh gave you away, not to mention that voice in the background…Who are your associates?

Evil voice: I am the ruler of the association: Evil Will Conquer the World Because I am the Greatest Ruler Ever!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Don't you like the name?

Hanna: If I were on your side, perhaps I would. I keep that side in check... Where are the hostages?!

Evil: BWAHAHAHAHA! That's the best part- as we speak they're being dropped out of an airplane into the Antarctic circle. Without the proper gear, they'll turn into giant popsicles within a matter of minutes! What are you going to do about it?